At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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