im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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