i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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