never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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