If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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