You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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