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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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