And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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