do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You smell like stripper and shame
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Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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