i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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