The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You can't just leave with hair like that
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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