Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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