Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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