Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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