There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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