Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
