Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

omg every time its on

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(207): View more from Maine

life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems

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(631): View more from New York

he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality

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(519): View more from Ontario

It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.

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(516): View more from New York

YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?

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(323): View more from California

He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.

(310): View more from California

Please stop calling it that.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"

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