I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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