I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex