So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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