So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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