Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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