I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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