i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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