belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
