what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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