That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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