Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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