you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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