When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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