Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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