found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
