Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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