I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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