Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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