I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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