And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
