can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I am one with the molecules
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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