Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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