I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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