Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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