Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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