sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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