it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The maid of honor just puked.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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