I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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