omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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