we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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