Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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