gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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