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Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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