I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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