So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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