I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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