Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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