ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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