Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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