Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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