never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Of course I have a pirate flag
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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